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Surprise beautiful person! Once you get this, you must put it into at least 8 people's asks (anonymously) who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing bad will happen, but it is nice to know that someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out
Anonymous asked

Awww thanks, but im busy… And lazy (terrible combination i know.) So i cant. :(

Posted 2 months ago

toxicrikki:

onthesideoftheotters:

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

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THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD THE LAST PART. 

Posted 2 months ago

swannsavior:

Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.

Posted 2 months ago

momochanners:

leahrosepugh:

momochanners:

ionsfolly:

momochanners:

stardancerluv:

thegreatredfox:

superwholock-is-my-rock:

Behold one of the most fearsome animals on planet Earth, on the hunt for food.

WHAT THE FUCK WHERE DO I SIGN UP FOR MY PET TIGER

I want a pet Tiger…and I want Tiger hugs.

While I am ambivalent about keeping wild animals as pets irl, reblogging as reference for my high fantasy short comic of a dwarven noblewoman and her tiger aibo. This tiger cub is adorable tho.

And actually - I should have mentioned - this tiger is Jonas, who is the tiger used for the Life of Pi movie. These guys work for the zoo he was raised at and used to bring him home until he was about 10 months to help socialize him. Unfortunately, he passed away a few years ago due to a hole in his diaphragm. :(

And now I have lots of sads ;_;

I met this tiger when he was a cub! My partner’s cousin works at the Bowmanville Zoo, and was one of the workers who got to bring him home. So we went over while Jonas was staying at her house.

He sat in my lap.

OMG! Did Jonas act like an oversized kitten??

To be able to scruff that fur ;w;

(Source: asianfuck)

Posted 2 months ago
bewbin:

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

the “substance” is just water close to freezing

bewbin:

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

the “substance” is just water close to freezing

Posted 2 months ago

If there was ever a reason for Tumblr to watch the super bowl. It was that Ben Kingsley/Tom Hiddleson/Mark Strong villians commercial. Im straight, and I was like… Damn…

Posted 2 months ago

thefrogman:

phototoartguy:

Meow: It’s the inaugural Kitten Bowl

Marc Lemoine / Crown Media and Monique Toro / Crown Media

A sportsball event I can get behind.

(Source: Los Angeles Times)

Posted 2 months ago

goodenoughforjazz:

sweet-bitsy:

ghoulosengen:

very small meow

No

No

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ᵐᵉᵒʷ

(Source: galosengen)

Posted 2 months ago
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germanottaaa:

im bored of life and everything so i decided to make a post of everything. like a ref list of workouts, studying help, writing, drawing… etc! this will literally take me hours i s2g

STUDYING;

WRITING;

ART; 

MAKEUP;

HAIR;

FOOD;

MOVIES/TV-SHOWS;

MUSIC/AUDIO; 

FREE BOOKS;

BORED?;

SELF-HELP;

CLOTHING;

BACKGROUNDS;

PIXELS;

HTML;

Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago

i-punched-a-werewolf:

flyawaymax:

wheatleylaboratories:

obsessedobsesser:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

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IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM


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In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

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NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

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at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

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you used the wrong flag France

Hey! Hey, guys! Canada likes eggplants - or aubergine - what ever you want to call it - too!

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Can we be included in this!?

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Tumblr is the only place I can think of where a picture of an eggplant turns into a battle between countries.

dammit guys the eggplant hasn’t even reached 5 million notes yet

(Source: hungarian)

Posted 2 months ago
laceand-mermaidscales:

Messin’ with spammers.

I got the same thing and sent a picture of my elbow XD

laceand-mermaidscales:

Messin’ with spammers.

I got the same thing and sent a picture of my elbow XD